Funny Names Swap from Swap-Bot

This was such a funny swap I thought I would blog it to share with everyone.

Funny Names Survey E-Swap

1. REAL NAME: Carol Jackson
2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names) Patricia Amos
3. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad) Henry William
4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Sonca
5. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)Purple Dog
6. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born) Joy Currie
7. SUPERHERO NAME:(2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning) The Red Bourbon
8. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)Caon
9. STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) Vanilla Fruit Slice
10. SKANK NAME: (First pet's name street you grew up on) Stripey Woodrising
11. GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of last name plus 'izzle') Jacizzle
12. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Panda
13. STRIPPER NAME: (favorite perfume, fav candy)Red Door Clinker
some I made up
14. Preschool Nic name : ( first 2 letters of your first and last name with little first) Little Caja
15. Old Folks Home Nic: (no letters needed, just if female use er or male use is with Old in the beginning) Old whatsername
16. Aussie Nic Name: (first 4 letters of surname + o on the end) Jacko)